I had a dream last night

After reading that Shrub was going to have a live genuine imitation press conference this morning, I went to bed with high hopes.  I dreamt* in vivid detail, after the fold.

• The House and Senate were in session all night.
  
• Shrub fired Cheney contingent on the confirmation of the following...
  
• Shrub nominated Al Gore as VP, saying he was sorry he had the SCOTUS steal the 2000 election.
  
• Told Congress to confirm Al or Cheney was going to be prez.
  
• Congress took 10 minutes to confirm.
  
• Chimp went to the Oval and resigned on live tv this morning
  
• [bonus waking dream this morning] Left the oval in disgrace, surrounded by a group of Iraq veterans in wheel chairs and on crutches.

Just another wacky day for the USA, eh?

On another note, I council my kids to not use the "strongest" words that are used far too often:

• Hate
  
• Love
  
• Awesome
  
• Absolutely
  
• Never
  

etc.

Because it is actually very rare to come across these in real life.  However...

I have to say this though--I have moved from mere loathing, intense dislike, and "I think I just vomited a little bit" to actual hatred of our petty dictator.

• I hate the fact that he uses oxygen that could be better used by a series of heretofore unknown amphibians and reptiles, even a new sort of snake.
  
• I hate the fact that he kills millions of bacteria when he takes a shower or brushes his teeth.
  
• I hate the fact that he can sleep.
  
• I hate the fact that he damages grass when he walks to Marine-1.
  
• I hate the fact that his CO2 exhalations and methane-laced farts contribute to global warming.
  

But most of all,
I hate the fact that he makes me hate.

Five years of torture we have endured.  Can we stand even one more minute of it?

*Portions of this dream were made up